Sunday, April 23, 2006

Coffee Diplomacy

Case File : Coffee Diplomacy issue Onboard Voyager
Case File Number : Mon4898V
To: Security Commissioner of Star Fleet Voyager
Subject : Interrogation of captured informant(interrogation photographically recorded)
Details of Interrogation:
Star Date 4898.5.9, subject was removed from brig aboard starship Voyager and escorted under maximum security to maximum security prison on Planet Gremadia for charges concerning rudeness and disrespect against Monorhan Diplomat, Shala Gaytok by offering her Brazilian Black Coffee Product(Ice Blended Mocha). Subject has claimed interstellar right to remain silent and the right to a Talaxian Lawyer, Neelix.

Star Date 4898.5.13, Chief Security Officer of Deck 5 and deck 8 from starship Voyager, Lieutenant Lingghezhi and Lieutenant Cryssyenddo receive confirmation orders from Commander Chakotay to proceed with questioning.


Case File Image 1(picture altered to protect privacy)









Case File Image 2(Lieutenant Lingghezhi)

Lt Lingghezhi :
According to the report dated Star Date 4898.4.3, you have been apprehended under Interstellar Royal and Diplomacy Code section 4.5.6.9, for insulting the Chief of Emergency Council of Monorhan onboard starship voyager by offering Brazilian Black Coffee Product. Explain and voice your intentions.


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Subject:
He’s a charming guy…I was charmed by his good looks and impeccable manners, thus I offered him a caffeinated beverage. The next thing I know he screams for his guards and I am held in the brig. And now I’m here. I was unaware of the significance of the beverage’s origins to him and his race. All I wanted was a date…


Case File Image 4(Lieutenant Cryssyenddo)

Lt. Cryssyenddo:
Are you aware that under the interstellar royal and Diplomacy Code, your are not authorized to make any contact with any representatives? You have violated standard codes, rendering you answerable to the Captain and applicable for removal from this ship. What is your response? How do you plan to clarify your actions?


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Subject:
please……I didn’t mean anything…





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Subject:
Please..I’ll do anything…maybe some coffee? Ice Blended Mocha? Cappuccino? Latte? Frappuccino?




Lt. Lingghezhi:
wtf!!...You never learn your lesson ar?

Lt. Cryssyenddo:
Do I consider that a bribe!? Under Starfleet Code Section 8.45.93, I can charge you for bribing a Starfleet officer!!

Case File Image 7 (subject attacks officers violently with her Prada Bag relic)








*Subject attacks officers violently and attempted to escape but was recaptured by Monorhan security personnel.
*Lt Lingghezhi and Lt. Cryssyenddo suffered extensive injuries with 1st degree phaser wound due to friendly fire in attempt to recapture subject and was transported to sick bay aboard starship Voyager.
*Detailed medication report: please refer to Emergency Medical Hologram database log of starship Voyager.

End of case file number Mon4898V

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